Download or read book Poems of Poop: Number Two written by Mark O'Toole and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever walked through a bookstore and seen parents with their children, trying to find a book that's not about fairies, princesses, babies, animals or, even worse, baby animals? Nothing wrong with those books, of course, but dads especially usually end up in the truck book section. Slim pickings. Honestly, kids are just not that into trucks.That's why you need to experience the kid's poetry book, "Poems of Poop: number two."Why "Poems of Poop"? Here are a couple of reasons.First, the topic of poop has long been monopolized by one book, "Everyone Poops." That's not fair and that's not right. Poop is way too big a topic for the world to rely on just one book to tell the story.So "Poems of Poop" solves that with a collection of laugh-out-loud poems to even the poop playing field.Second, remember the 2010 success of "Go the **** to Sleep"? It was funny and popular because it spoke the truth."Poems of Poop" speaks the truth kids between 6-and-10 already know: poop is hilarious. So take the audience that scooped up "Go the *** to Sleep," turn them into highly influential, immature and poop-loving children, and I "smell" success for "Poems of Poop".And back to those parents. Finally, they can have a book they want to buy, and will buy. Granted, they will likely be in big trouble when they get home, but one kid passing gas should lighten the tension in the room, and then "Poems of Poop" is off to the races, or bathroom, or wherever.