Download or read book 300+ Dad Jokes Puns One-Liners and Wordplay written by Raymond Smith and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-04 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tired of all those dad joke books that are really just lame kid jokes disguised as dad jokes? Get this authentic dad jokes book that is full of family-friendly puns, one-liners and clever wordplay that is sure to keep your household groaning for less.This book has over 300 family-friendly dad jokes. A sample of the jokes included in this book: My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out, had drinks and he's a web designer. A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was a one-night stand. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Son: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on fire. My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else... My wife told me I need to stop behaving like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was soul-destroying. Son: I'll call you later. Dad: Don't call me later, call me Dad. I like waiters, they bring a lot to the table. Dad jokes are not just for dads either, they are a great way for kids to learn about word meaning, creativity, and clever context. Challenge your family to come up with their own!Lighten up everyone's day with this great book of over 300 dad jokes. Makes the perfect gift for dad's birthday, Father's Day, Christmas, first-time dads or anyone who needs a good eye roll.