Download or read book Laugh-Out-Loud Holiday Jokes for Kids written by Rob Elliott and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series comes a 2-in-1 collectible hardcover bind-up of Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids and Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids! In this 2-in-1 edition, Rob Elliot combines two classic holiday joke collections to keep you rolling with laughter from Halloween right through to the New Year. These jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and puns—now for the first time in hardcover—are guaranteed to delight the whole family. The holiday season has never been funnier! Q: How does a monster like his coffee? A: With scream and sugar! Q: Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: Because they’re shellfish!