Download or read book Machine Gun Jesus written by and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-20 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this hilarious off the wall comedy, Jesus is sent by God to modern day Earth to try and make a difference in the world. Not fancying being nailed to a damn cross again, Jesus agrees to do it with one condition - That he can do things a little bit differently this time!So join Jesus (or Jay Cee as he likes to be called these days) as he embarks on a rap career with his D-Cyplez - Honkey Killa and Suicide Bob. Join him as he tells amazing stories about how his mother got pregnant and Adam and Steve (Eve was a printing error apparently). Join him as he swills beer, smokes drugs and gets into fist fights on live television. Join him as the world slowly starts to turn against him - again!Join the second coming!Will Jesus die for our sins again? Or will he make us die for his?