Download or read book My First Years as a Mombie written by Sharon Young and published by Joel & Grace Publishing. This book was released on 2023-12-24 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey there! Welcome to my little book, "My First Years as a Mombie." Mombie - AKA a Zombie Mom. If you're expecting a guide filled with expert parenting advice and serene tales of motherhood... well, you might want to keep looking. This book is more like a wild, no-holds-barred diary of my journey through the wacky world of raising kids. This book isn't just a book; it's a confession booth, a comedy club, and a therapy session rolled into one. It's for every mom who's ever locked herself in the bathroom for a moment's peace, or wondered why spending a day with a child can feel like negotiating with a tiny, irrational CEO. So, grab a comfy seat (and maybe some earplugs), pour yourself a glass of something nice (or just reheat that coffee for the fourth time), and join me on this crazy, beautiful, totally unfiltered adventure called motherhood. Let's laugh, cry, and maybe learn a thing or two about embracing the chaos!