My wife is a magician, yesterday she turned our car into a tree. A big white horse walks into a pub. The barman says, 'we have a drink named after you.' The hor
You've heard of the lone ranger? I'm his brother hydrangea! The other night I dreamt I was eating a ten-pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow had gone! M
In the words of Eric Morcambe, 'Tommy Cooper was absolutely fantastic' and, in those of Eric Sykes, 'there is yet to emerge a comedian better.' Just Like That!