Download or read book Beer Tap Tales written by Jack Blindt and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-11-20 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before Northern Exposure or Cheers, Teddy ran a pub in rural New England. Elvis Died. Loggers arrived. UFO's flew. Skylab dropped. Snow fell. Trucks Crashed. Tempers flared. The jukebox played. And people drank. Heavily. Ice wasn't the only thing that cracked as people and events spiraled out of control. Teddy wanted to strike back at his worst customers, but would he? Was it really that bad? In the back of his cash ledger, Teddy listed private reminders: DO NOT run tabs for woodchoppers! Install bars on windows. And doors. Stop telling people where I live!! Steal the kid's bike. STOP loaning customers $$. Steal the kid's motorboat. Hide the ice pick from Maggie. Stop launching UFO's. Do not tell Roy's secrets to ANYONE! Do not drive Dan home. Ever Again! These darkly humorous connected stories reveal how Teddy navigates sticky situations and copes with unhinged customers. Grab a beer and take a seat in one of his rough-cut pine booths as the action unfolds. No guarantee against splinters.