Download or read book Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools written by W.T. Kosmos and published by Wise Wit Press, LLC. This book was released on 2023-05-05 with total page 509 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Courageous Reader, I am grateful to share Blaze Union’s amazing story as an antidote to the book bans, seahorse protests, and absurdity spreading across our world. Alas, sensitive readers should look elsewhere. After three years of large hand discrimination, Sweetie attacks with a cookie bomb and cake guns, and her twenty-third red card at school (expulsion), Blaze and the spoon-wielding Puddin’ Heads seek revenge on the Sweeties. But will a vengeful Noble Deed—along with this fourteen-year-old’s ridiculous guitar and football (soccer) skills—convince the prime minister to reward her with the power to boss all of the nation’s schools? Brave truth seekers, read this story as quickly as your heart and mind can handle. Absurdity looms large on the horizon. Develop your absurdity immunity, before it is too late. Spoons up! Heigi hooga! W. T. Kosmos Paradox, USA, Earth, Milky Way