Download or read book Escape From the Planet of the Retarded Monkeys and Other Stories written by R Patrick Widner and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011-12-02 with total page 119 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Critics call it controversial, twisted, and just plain messed up. Brain parasites, an insane planet ruled by retarded monkeys, violent video games turning teens into...something else, and a bio-weapon that will make you lose your appetite, for a little while. It's all here. Read it now. You know you want to. Stories from the Theater of Science Fiction.