Download or read book How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend written by Gary Ghislain and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-06-08 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fourteen-year-old David, the son of a famous French psychologist, falls in love with Zelda, a new patient who believes she is from outer space, and soon they are tearing through Paris in search of her chosen one, Johnny Depp, so that she can take him to her home planet, Vahalal.