Download or read book Princesses Don't Fart written by Peter Bently and published by Simon & Schuster Children's UK. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Pum Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't fart... A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad.