Download or read book Squeaky Clean Comedy written by Judy Brown and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Squeaky Clean Comedy is a wide-ranging rundown of sidesplitting observations from the comedians we've loved throughout the television age. No four-letter words used here, just pure, untainted amusement. Unpolluted witticisms from the likes of Jay Leno, Bill Cosby, David Letterman, Rita Rudner, Bob Hope, Conan O'Brien, Jerry Seinfeld, Johnny Carson, Joan Rivers, Jon Stewart, even classic jokesters such as Rodney Dangerfield and Henny Youngman are included. Clean comedy topics are easy to find, as they are arranged alphabetically from Accidents to Zoos. The spotlessly clean jokes include:Never pick a fight with an ugly person. They've got nothing to lose. -Robin WilliamsI asked, "What is this blended coffee?" And the waiter said, "Yesterday and today's." -Phyllis DillerIt used to be that my age and waist size were the same size. Unfortunately, they still are. -Reno GoodaleI had my car towed. There's nothing wrong with it; that was just cheaper than buying a tank of gas. -Jay LenoA penny saved is worthless. -Dave BarryThey usually have two tellers in my local bank. Excpet when it's very busy, when they have one. -Rita RudnerWhen it comes to laughs, no one can deliver faster than Judy Brown, the editor of five successful joke collections, including Joke Soup, Joke Stew, The Funny Pages, Jokes to Go, and the recently released She's So Funny.