Download or read book Teachers Have 9 Lives written by Hannah Hope and published by Outskirts Press. This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 310 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Oh my dear, dear child. You must quickly acquire the necessary skill of behind-kissing. Don’t you realize you’ve been born into a behind-kissing world? No? Now-now-now, unprobe your probing probity. This District Drug will help you achieve assimilation through analization. Say what? Are you kid-kidding? We don’t give a BUCK about America’s Children And the only good teacher is a butt-kissing teacher.”