Download or read book The Affected Provincial's Companion written by Breaulove Swells Whimsy and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2006-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious compendium of essays, philosophical diagrams, poetry, and treatises is designed to help readers transform themselves into living works of art, as it addresses such topics as the perils of sportswear, self-defense for sissies, the proper grooming of facial hair, and how to become a bon vivant.