Download or read book The Betoota Advocate Round-up written by The Betoota Advocate and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the best plus a host of new material from ‘Australia’s oldest newspaper’, a hugely popular online satirical 'news' service The BETOOTA ADVOCATE claims to hail from the Queensland town of Betoota (pop: 0) and be Australia's oldest newspaper. Since venturing online in 2014, it has quickly become a player in online 'news' and entertainment, punching far above its weight, given not a word of it is true and it was launched by three young blokes with not much more than a laptop and a distinctively larrikin Aussie humour. Several of its so-called 'news' stories have been reported as fact by major news services. Now it's time to bring together the Betoota's best stories with a host of new material, including news, politics, the world, the town -- even the classifieds -- in an inhale-on-Christmas-day-and-make-your-drunk-uncle-laugh collection. 'It reigns supreme as the global purveyor of eternal truth' -- Hon. Barnaby Joyce 'Nothing finer has ever come out of Betoota' -- Hon. Anthony Albanese 'Betoota is not just a place, it's a state of mind.' -- Hon. Bob Katter