Download or read book The Blonde and Other Slight Distractions written by David L. Paterson and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A great collection of shorts by Paterson, these award winning one-acts are perfect for scene studies, two person auditions, scene nights and showcases, providing a wide variety of characters both humorous and thought provoking. A kidnapping gone awry, two distant brothers trying to reconnect, a pair of lovers facing a daunting family holiday, a smarmy stockholder trying to charm his way into heaven, a friend being forced to bury a friend, and siblings seeking an amicable divorce complete this theatrical compilation.