Download or read book The Church of the Undressed written by Theo Theodora and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-09-16 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What would you do if God directed you to preach a gospel of nudism?Meet proper, meek Kellie Miller. She's married to John Calvin Miller, a young and impoverished new minister. Life is lean at the Miller household until Kellie learns that she has inherited Running Tail Meadows, a resort worth almost $2,000,000! The catch is that it is dedicated to clothing-free living and there's nothing John and Kellie can do about it. How humiliating! Butt naked men! Butt naked women! In the same place-at the same time! Displaying breasts, buttocks, everything! Penises! Vaginas! Nude straights! Nude gays! Shameless! Brazen! Exhibitionism and voyeurism! A sea of succulent flesh: tanned, oiled and tantalizing! And John Calvin a man of the cloth!While anxiously trying to dispose of this albatross, the naive young newlyweds discover that life can be complicated. Friction arises between husband and wife, and neither one is entirely innocent. Then, without warning, Kellie changes-in many ways. Things couldn't get much more confusing. But, of course, they do.Has Kellie gone nuts? Is John the man he thinks he is? What's right? What's wrong? Does everyone get what they deserve? And does love really conquer all?Join John and Kellie, Harry, Roxanne, Cassandra, Barb and Bob as they pick their way through the minefield that seems to lie between them and their would-be Garden of Eden.Warning: This book deals graphically with the topics of nudism and religion. Please do not read it if you are likely to be offended by either, both, or the intersection of the two.